Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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