You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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