The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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