I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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