She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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