When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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