Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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