Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Randomize
