mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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