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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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