I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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