S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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