I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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