the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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