Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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