i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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