Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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