i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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