How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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