Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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