Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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