fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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