What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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