I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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