Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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