omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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