What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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