I wannas sexs uuuuu
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
