You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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