The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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