After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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