I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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