she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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