So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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