How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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