So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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