I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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