he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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