I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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