i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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