Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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