whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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