babies were throwing up all over the place
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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