at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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