I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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