your parents love me but you hate me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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