I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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