didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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