she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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