the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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