I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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