That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just google imaged poop.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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