All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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