I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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