Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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