idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended